Showing posts with label DOUCHBAGS ON PARADE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DOUCHBAGS ON PARADE. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Friday, April 1, 2011
THE WORLD BEFORE PC THUGGERY
HIGH SCHOOL -- 1956 vs. 2010
Scenario 1: Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack. 1956 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2010 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario 2: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2010 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it
Scenario 3: Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students. 1956 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2010 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability. Scenario 4: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 1956 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman. 2010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist. Scenario 5: https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik…1/2 Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school..
3/31/2011Gmail - HIGH SCHOOL -- 1956 vs. 2010 Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.. 1956 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock 2010 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons. Scenario 6: Pedro fails high school English. 1956 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college. 2010 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario 7: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed. 1956 - Ants die. 2010 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents --and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario 8: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1956 In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing. 2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
-- Insert profound quotation here: " _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "
https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik…
Scenario 1: Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack. 1956 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2010 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario 2: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2010 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it
Scenario 3: Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students. 1956 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2010 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability. Scenario 4: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 1956 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman. 2010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist. Scenario 5: https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik…1/2 Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school..
3/31/2011Gmail - HIGH SCHOOL -- 1956 vs. 2010 Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.. 1956 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock 2010 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons. Scenario 6: Pedro fails high school English. 1956 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college. 2010 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario 7: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed. 1956 - Ants die. 2010 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents --and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario 8: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1956 In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing. 2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
-- Insert profound quotation here: " _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "
https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik…
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DOUCHBAGS ON PARADE,
JUST READ IT,
madness,
oh brave new world
Monday, February 21, 2011
Chris Hedges | Huffington's Plunder
Chris Hedges Huffington's Plunder
the number of people that suck/are stupid/are sellouts et cetera in this endeavor are countless...at the top is the queen of douchbagistan...one ARIANA HUFFINGTON...she needs to crawl into a hole with OPRAH!!
the number of people that suck/are stupid/are sellouts et cetera in this endeavor are countless...at the top is the queen of douchbagistan...one ARIANA HUFFINGTON...she needs to crawl into a hole with OPRAH!!
Sunday, February 6, 2011
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD??
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41444595/ns/politics-more_politics/
does anyone really care what this mummy/zombie thinks?????
or when DICK CHENEY speaks, does anyone listen???
does anyone really care what this mummy/zombie thinks?????
or when DICK CHENEY speaks, does anyone listen???
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DOUCHBAGS ON PARADE,
JUST READ IT,
NIHIL OBSTAT
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Protesters Say George Bush Library Should be a Pile of Rubble | | AlterNet
Protesters Say George Bush Library Should be a Pile of Rubble AlterNet
shit on a shingle...crap in a hat...can't this little asshloe just go away and die????
shit on a shingle...crap in a hat...can't this little asshloe just go away and die????
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BS as usual,
DOUCHBAGS ON PARADE,
executives at work
Friday, November 5, 2010
Limbaugh, Beck, Hannity and O'Reilly Are at the Apex of Newsweek's Most Powerful/Highest Paid Pundits and Politicians List | | AlterNet
i think that i am going to vomit in horror!!!!
Friday, October 8, 2010
Lou Dobbs, American Hypocrite | The Nation
Lou Dobbs, American Hypocrite The Nation
i always thought that there was something selfserving about his rants..he sure was charismatic..now it turns out that he is just another rich, effete gasbag selling his soul to the cheapest bidder!!!
i always thought that there was something selfserving about his rants..he sure was charismatic..now it turns out that he is just another rich, effete gasbag selling his soul to the cheapest bidder!!!
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Obama says Twitter may replace Kremlin red phones - Politics- msnbc.com
Obama says Twitter may replace Kremlin red phones - Politics- msnbc.com is it proper TWITTER etiquette to "tweet" before or after you launch the NUKES!!!!!!
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