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Sunday, November 20, 2011

from SWEET DADDY ROSES

When 3 people have sex, it’s called a Threesome.
 
When 2 people have sex, it’s called a Twosome.
 
Now I know why they call you Handsome!

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Monday, August 22, 2011

NIKITA MIKHALKOV


see above link for details and filmography...
IMHO..the most consistent of current Russian directors...25 years of quality films...some even seen in the West!!!
all are visual/artistic/sensual/sublime/evocative...YADA...YADA...YADA!!!
NIKITA as director/writer/actor....what a dynamo...here are some must sees, along with a clip/trailer!!!
#1. UNFINISHED PIECE FOR PLAYER PIANO (1977)
based on the first play of ANTON CHEKOV (PLATONOV)...a visual and literary treat...only a Russian could make this film!!!

#2. OBLOMOV (1981)
from the Goncharov novel, the story of an aristocrat with too much time on his hands, who tries to discover the meaning of life!!!

#3. DARK EYES (1987)
italian with french subtitles???
based on CHEKOV short stories...previously made as LADY WITH A DOG..
MASTROIANNI is brilliant!!!!

#4. CLOSE TO EDEN [URGA]  (1991)
Russian truck driver meets MONGOL barbarians???   DERZU UZALA revisited!!!!

#5. BURNT BY THE SUN (1994)
I would call it "fear and loathing under STALIN"...
winner BEST FOREIGN LANGAGE FILM..
a masterpiece!!!

#6. 12 (2008)
a Russian take on TWELVE ANGRY MEN...
MIKHALKOV rewrote the screenplay of Reginald Rose and gives Sidney Lumet a run for his money!!!

Friday, August 19, 2011

KALEIDESCOPE

http://inoyan.narod.ru/kaleidoskop.swf

H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S

check out the stink lines and flies!!
                                                             

Thursday, August 18, 2011

THE SHINING

unfortunately...this is the only decent part!!!  thanx a lot...Stanley!!!

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

UNA BROMA EN ESPANOL

TODO DEPENDE DE LA POSICIÓN...









Según estudios recientes,
hacerlo parado fortalece la columna;
boca abajo estimula la circulación de la sangre;
boca arriba es más placentero;
hacerlo solo es rico, pero egoísta;
en grupo puede ser divertido;
en el baño es muy digestivo;
en el auto puede ser peligroso...
Hacerlo con frecuencia
desarrolla la imaginación;
entre dos, enriquece el conocimiento;
de rodillas, resulta doloroso...
En fín, sobre la mesa o sobre el escritorio,
antes de comer o de sobremesa,
sobre la cama o en la hamaca,
desnudos o vestidos,
sobre el césped o en la alfombra,
con música o en silencio,
entre sábanas o en el closet:
hacerlo, siempre es un acto de amor y de enriquecimiento.
No importa la edad, ni la raza, ni el credo, ni el sexo, ni la posición económica...

... Leer es un placer!!!

DEFINITIVAMENTE, LO MEJOR ES LEER Y DISFRUTAR DE LA IMAGINACIÓN, Y TÚ LO
ACABAS DE EXPERIMENTAR.



¡¡ENRIQUECE TU HÁBITO POR LA LECTURA!!




Y RECUERDA QUE CADA VEZ QUE LEEMOS UN LIBRO,


MUERE UN BURRO.


Friday, July 15, 2011

THIS SAYS IT ALL

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╚══`.¸. PIT BULLS ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Monday, July 4, 2011

100 YEARS B4 HITLER

Christianity - and that is its greatest merit - has somewhat mitigated that brutal Germanic love of war, but it could not destroy it. Should that subduing talisman, the cross, be shattered, the frenzied madness of the ancient warriors, that insane Berserk rage of which Nordic bards have spoken and sung so often, will once more burst into flame. This talisman is fragile, and the day will come when it will collapse miserably. Then the ancient stony gods will rise from the forgotten debris and rub the dust of a thousand years from their eyes, and finally Thor with his giant hammer will jump up and smash the Gothic cathedrals. (...)
Do not smile at my advice -- the advice of a dreamer who warns you against Kantians, Fichteans, and philosophers of nature. Do not smile at the visionary who anticipates the same revolution in the realm of the visible as has taken place in the spiritual. Thought precedes action as lightning precedes thunder.German thunder is of true Germanic character; it is not very nimble, but rumbles along ponderously. Yet, it will come and when you hear a crashing such as never before has been heard in the world's history, then you know that the German thunderbolt has fallen at last. At that uproar the eagles of the air will drop dead, and lions in the remotest deserts of Africa will hide in their royal dens. A play will be performed in Germany which will make the French Revolution look like an innocent idyll."
The History of Religion and Philosophy in Germany, Heinreich Heine, 1834

Sunday, July 3, 2011

FRANZ WERFEL (1933)

Das Bleibende
Solang noch der Tatrawind leicht 
slowakische Blumen bestreicht, 
so lang wirken Mädchen sie ein 
in trauliche Buntstickerei'n.
Solang noch im bayrischen Wald 
die Axt im Morgengraun hallt, 
so lang auch der Einsame sitzt, 
der Gott und die Heiligen schnitzt.
Solang auf ligurischer Fahrt 
das Meer seine Fischer gewahrt, 
so lang wird am Strand es schaun 
die spitzenklöppelnden Fraun.
Ihr Völker der Erde, mich rührt 
das Bleibende, das ihr vollführt. 
Ich selbst, ohne Volk, ohne Land, 
stütz' nun meine Stirn in die Hand.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

DEMITRI MARTIN

Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.
from the stage show "IF"...
a 224 letter palindrome!!

Sunday, June 12, 2011